La coleji.
Dearest colleagues, partners, friends,
May you fix what needs a mend!
In the year that comes real’ soon
May the radios play your tune,
May good health shine down on you
And be rich like Rockefeller, too,
May you all be happy, see,
And take time for cups of tea,
Do enjoy a good vacation,
Be the luckiest in the nation,
May you laugh [...]
Poezeaua asta in engleza am compus-o amu ceva ani pentru cineva care nici macar nu ma parasise, asa cum credeam io! Dar la momentul scrierii ei io nu stiam acest lucru.
Am regasit-o weekendul asta printr-un vraf de cursuri de stilistica, semantica, lexicologie, istorie a limbii engleze, fonetica, lingvistica, etc (adica xeroxuri, ca nu prea m-am [...]
A fost odata o domnisoara. Care domnisoara avea blog. Care domnisoara avea si prieteni care stie engleza. Care domnisoara stia si ea engleza, la un nivel decent, de alfel. Care domnisoara avea si vreo 16 milieoane ROL in poseta si o camera digitala, nu pentru placeri digitale, ci pentru facut poze digitale, aflata intr-o poseta [...]
…written on a toilet in Odense, Denmark, read once, never forgotten:
“I fuck my girlfriend
Sitting, standing, lying,
And when she jumps
I fuck her flying.
And when she’s dead
And long forgotten
I’ll dig her up
And fuck her rotten!”
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“When you answer nature’s call
Must you write upon this wall
Or is it that your feeble wit
Only shines where others shit”
So, he walks into the questioning room, sits down with a sigh, places his papers on the table, and blinds me with the lamp.
- You see, Radoo, it’s nothing personal. But you’ve been on this trip through half of Europe and we just need to ask you a bunch of questions. You realise at this [...]
So, we decides to go on this trip, right?
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Me and some of me buddies, right? So, we do it. I says, we do it, and we done it. And everybody says we do it, and we done it! Right now we’re right at the end of it, in dear Bratislava, the beloved European capital [...]
