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M-am chinuit si in alte limbi, si tot n-o ieşit nimic

Bits and bytes of Groparu

Poezeaua asta in engleza am compus-o amu ceva ani pentru cineva care nici macar nu ma parasise, asa cum credeam io! Dar la momentul scrierii ei io nu stiam acest lucru. Am regasit-o weekendul asta printr-un vraf de cursuri de stilistica, semantica, lexicologie, istorie a limbii engleze, fonetica, lingvistica, etc…continue reading →

Somebody else’s art genius

...written on a toilet in Odense, Denmark, read once, never forgotten: "I fuck my girlfriend Sitting, standing, lying, And when she jumps I fuck her flying. And when she's dead And long forgotten I'll dig her up And fuck her rotten!" + "When you answer nature's call Must you write…continue reading →

EuroTrip

So, he walks into the questioning room, sits down with a sigh, places his papers on the table, and blinds me with the lamp. - You see, Radoo, it's nothing personal. But you've been on this trip through half of Europe and we just need to ask you a bunch…continue reading →

This year’s 1st of April

So, we decides to go on this trip, right?  Me and some of me buddies, right? So, we do it. I says, we do it, and we done it. And everybody says we do it, and we done it! Right now we're right at the end of it, in dear…continue reading →