Iar le-am facut poezea în engleză

Friday, 18 December 2009, 17:47 | Category : ingrish, Wishes Peeshes
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La coleji. Dearest colleagues, partners, friends, May you fix what needs a mend! In the year that comes real’ soon May the radios play your tune, May good health shine down on you And be rich like Rockefeller, too, May you all be happy, see, And take time for cups of tea, Do enjoy a [...]

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Cum zic chinejii la fried rice?

Wednesday, 8 October 2008, 8:19 | Category : ingrish
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Va zic tot eu: fly lice.

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Bits and bytes of Groparu

Monday, 15 September 2008, 21:24 | Category : ingrish
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Poezeaua asta in engleza am compus-o amu ceva ani pentru cineva care nici macar nu ma parasise, asa cum credeam io! Dar la momentul scrierii ei io nu stiam acest lucru. Am regasit-o weekendul asta printr-un vraf de cursuri de stilistica, semantica, lexicologie, istorie a limbii engleze, fonetica, lingvistica, etc (adica xeroxuri, ca nu prea [...]

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From the series: “Yesterday, I couldn’t spell ‘educated’. Now I are it!”

Tuesday, 13 March 2007, 0:07 | Category : ingrish
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A fost odata o domnisoara. Care domnisoara avea blog. Care domnisoara avea si prieteni care stie engleza. Care domnisoara stia si ea engleza, la un nivel decent, de alfel. Care domnisoara avea si vreo 16 milieoane ROL in poseta si o camera digitala, nu pentru placeri digitale, ci pentru facut poze digitale, aflata intr-o poseta [...]

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Somebody else’s art genius

Monday, 12 March 2007, 23:36 | Category : ingrish
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…written on a toilet in Odense, Denmark, read once, never forgotten: “I fuck my girlfriend Sitting, standing, lying, And when she jumps I fuck her flying. And when she’s dead And long forgotten I’ll dig her up And fuck her rotten!” + “When you answer nature’s call Must you write upon this wall Or is [...]

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EuroTrip

Monday, 12 March 2007, 23:07 | Category : ingrish, păţanii
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So, he walks into the questioning room, sits down with a sigh, places his papers on the table, and blinds me with the lamp. – You see, Radoo, it’s nothing personal. But you’ve been on this trip through half of Europe and we just need to ask you a bunch of questions. You realise at [...]

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This year’s 1st of April

Monday, 12 March 2007, 23:02 | Category : ingrish
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So, we decides to go on this trip, right?   Me and some of me buddies, right? So, we do it. I says, we do it, and we done it. And everybody says we do it, and we done it! Right now we’re right at the end of it, in dear Bratislava, the beloved European [...]

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