Olandejii cantareti, sau partea a doa

Deci pe cei trei olandeji obladuiti de mine cu mult drag ii chema pe toti cu C: Carel, Carol, sau ceva de genu; d-aia formatia lor se chema C la puterea a treia, nush cum se zice la asta in olandeza.

In sara aia in care baietii cantau de rasuna Orlatu’, ma sună Greuceanu că o aflat ca rămăsese însărcinat cu prima lui fetiţă, şi amu era oficial că o să fie tătic. Şi că a doua zi să merem să bem.

A doua zi le zic la olandeji: mah, copii, v-am fost ca o mama; ca o mama v-am fost! Hai amu sa va duc la Ocna Sibiului, sa vedeti voi ce apa puturoasa! Si si sarata.

Si dupa ce am vazut baraju’ de la Gura Raului si am scuipat in apa, si le-am zis ca asa ceva la ei in tzara niciodata nu or sa aibe, cu tot pot-ul lor legalizat, am ajuns la Ocna Sibiului, und cei trei ficiori ai mei si-or si gasit foarte instant trei primadone de fetiscane de la Sighie, care, ca orice romanca, s-or umezit de fericire ca olandeji asa de draguti si filarmonici le baga pe ele-n seama, ca asa-s romancele, un strain e mai sexy in ochii lor decat orice Catalin Botezatu, mai ales daca e urat si si italian.

Şi am făcut baie, şi ne-am chefuit, si am beut si cu viitorul tatic Greucenesc. Si dupa ce copkiii mei si-or loat ramas bun de la fetiscane, am pornit cu ei inapoi la Sibiu, ca io trebuia sa merg la o nunta.

Si am mers cu ei la nuntă, pe nepusă masa. Şi i-am pus să cânte pentru naşa mare.

Si or cantat, mai, copiii ăia destul de olandeji la nunta lu Calin si a lu’ Puşi, pe care-i şi salut şi cu această ocazie, numa polci si mazurci, că şi-or rupt doamnele condurii! Mai ales ca era sorpreză gropărească, şi mie uneori chestiile astea chiar imi ies bine, mai puţin altele, adică restul chestiilor pe care le mai fac io prin viaţa asta, tot gropărească şi ea, aracan de ea.

Şi când am terminat cu tăt, am ieşit cu pruncii mei in discotecă, unde – ghiciti! – şi-or mai agăţat fomei, tăt una şi una, genu ala de pitzi peste care toţi salivăm în sinea noastră când dansează peste bar, şi se unduie ca trestiile alea negânditoare. Şi care pitzi of cors că nu m-or băgat în seamă, că n-aveam prestanţă de filarmonic olandez. Şi am aflat mai târziu că niciodată nu voi avea, dupa ce si-o chemat una prekinu’ ca sa scape de avansurile mele. Da’ astea face obiectu’ altor postari.

Si cand am terminat, mi-am omenit olandejii cu o zama de burta, ca era dimineata. Si i-am dus la culcare in Sibiu, la mine acasa.

Si a doua zi, dumineca, or plecat mai departe, unde pornisera ei de fapt: in Clejani, sa cante cu formatia de haiduci. Asa-i ca erau coiosi olandejii mei?

Si m-am mai intalnit cu ei decat cand am fost in Eurotripu’ meu (ii un tag aparte la mine pe blog, ii zice Bagabont European), cand i-am sunat si i-am rugat, daca pot, sa imi gaseasca o cazare eftina la ei in patrie, in Amsterdamu’ lor. Si ei or zis ca le pare foarte am sorry, da’ nu au cum sa ma ajute.

Deci finca m-o rugat un cetitoriu sa mai urc asemenea piese, iaca-le:

Chanson
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Olandejii
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Ultima veste pe care o am despre ei e ca urmau sa plece in turneu in Pakistan si Iran, tot cu Citroenu’. Si de atunci nu mai stiu nimic de ei. Da’ nimic!

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