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  1. Ionut Staicu Reply

    Păi la fel cum negrii cântă în biserică gospel, cântă și țiganii o manea. Ce ai vrea să cânte? Din Justin Timerlake? :mrgreen:

  2. Nicu Reply

    se pare ca Groparu’ are concurenta la partea cu ‘un om dintr-o bucata’ de acum inainte 😈

  3. blogadi Reply

    O chestie ma macina la creie,dupa ce sau cine se tot uita in spate.Poate furasa costumul ala 😆 .Si in spate era bairam,dadeau cu dubla pe gat in jos si asta in masina canta de zor.nu lua numele lui dumnezeu in desert,bla..bla..hai cu maneaua.

  4. dyers_eve Reply

    Dapai, era si normal ca “afro-americanii” nostri (sau mai bine zis “indo-europenii” nostri) sa dezvolte propria varianta de gospel.
    Da’ un lucru nu mi-e foarte clar: sigur cantecu’ asta nu era initial o dedicat pentru Vanghelie, si pentru ca n-o fi vrut ala sa marce banul, autorul l-o fi adaptat pentru cineva mai milostiv ?

  5. Andrei Dumbravă Reply

    @Razvam :))

    Oricum, astia acum sunt ca tatarii…. invadeaza tot! Dar tare as fi curios cati din astia sunt folositi de “Evanghelisti” pentru a racola restul de manelisti din tara…

  6. adi Reply

    facut la norma pt cornu si laptele, ca sa nu zic mai rau, adica cv de genu.. facut cu dosul p..ii.

  7. Ovi uan Reply

    @Ionut Staicu: nu e deloc la fel, gospelul e din cu totul alt registru (si chiar Univers) fata de “productia” prezentata.

    Intrebare intrebatoare: oare compilatia cu astfel de cantece religioase va fi distribuita de SC BOR SRL/difuzata pe Trinitas TV?

  8. Muerte Reply

    ” da’ nici dushmanu’, da’ nici dushmanu’, nu poate sa-mi SCHIMBA viata, pentru ca…bla bla bla” . care dintre voi s-ar fi gandit la asa ceva? si acuma vreau sa-l vad p ala care o sa spuna ca-i genial. :))

  9. tahemet.blogspot.com Reply

    totuşi are ritm şi e în stare să se ţie de linia aia melodică (da, e de mare porc şi de uriaş rahat), ceea ce nu pot zice despre fo 90% dintre artiştii români puşi să câte a capela.

    @ovi uan, hăsta nu ie imn ortodox, ie sectant, probabil va fi difuzat pe speranţa tv.
    sau poate băietul lui prigoană care-şi face televiziune şi el o să aibă secţiune de manele de inspiraţie religioasă.
    (totuşi trebuie admirat stricteţea cu care se păstrează canoanele genului. nici măcar aparenţele religioase nu pot modifica etosul şi fondul lexical manelistic: a se vedea puterea şi duşmanii prezenţi din primele minute. după ce duşmanii nu are puterea n-am mai rezistat şi am închis

  10. konskriptor Reply

    Si totusi s-a modificat fondul manelistic! Nu zis niika de banii lui! care e ai lui , si nu are dusmanii banii lui! Sau a zis? Ca n-am putut sa rezist pana la sfarsit, m-am terminat rapid! Slava Lui, ca sa ne tinem in canoane!

  11. Alexandra Reply

    Nenea groparu…vreau o groapa adanca, una fffffffffff adanca(asa pana in China) 😀 ca sa putem sa ii bagam pe toti manelo-crestino-analfabetii acolo 😈

  12. Ciupanezul Reply

    Nu vad eu bine sau are un defect oftalmologic? Sa mergem cu el la doftor sa-l faca bine. Stiu eu un spital aici la Bucuresti. Spitalul nr. 9

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