…written on a toilet in Odense, Denmark, read once, never forgotten:

“I fuck my girlfriend
Sitting, standing, lying,
And when she jumps
I fuck her flying.

And when she’s dead
And long forgotten
I’ll dig her up
And fuck her rotten!”

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“When you answer nature’s call
Must you write upon this wall
Or is it that your feeble wit
Only shines where others shit”

Written by Groparu Nemernic

Nascut din spermatozoizi campioni... cred.

This article has 8 comments

  1. Emaginatoru Reply

    Voi acei ce stati pe vine
    Si alene va cacati
    Stergeti degetele bine
    Pe pereti sa nu mai dati

    Tot intr-o toaleta in Targu Mures prin anii ’50

  2. Midnite Reply

    . …continuarea,,

    tu, poet necunoscut
    $u&u-ti muma-n $u* sa-ti #u@
    cand mai vii pe la closet,
    caca-te, nu fi poet!

  3. booton Reply

    Lirici hemoroidale
    pentru angrenari dorsale
    in suporturi miniaturale
    mortii lor de polutii bipolare
    din glande pineale
    predispuse mimicii rectale

  4. Nox Reply

    Pe vremea cand eram tzanc, la noi la scoala buda era plina de vrajeli de genu’ : “Maricica + Fanel = Love”, dar mai era ceva, pe o usa scria “sunt urme de talpi pe tavan”. Si stiti care e paradoxu’? Chiar erau urme de talpi pe tavan…….pe bune, fara shto.

  5. totolici Reply

    Of cum stau lucrurile geniale in locuri de kkt, la propriu. Mai era treaba aia veche cu “atentie la ursi s’au gasit urme de laba” scrisa tot pe pereti de buda de liceu.

  6. titin Reply

    altele….

    ‘I GAVE PISS A LAST CHANCE”

    ‘SOME COME HERE TO SIT AND WONDER,
    I COME HERE TO SHIT LIKE THUNDER’

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